the dream
facebook status updates I often wish I could post, but am too afraid of hurting someone’s feelings:
…is uninterested in your religious convictions.
…couldn’t care less about your impending birth.
…doesn’t think it’s appropriate to use facebook status updates as a way of disseminating highly personal information to your friends. use a telephone.
…would prefer not to learn about what you dreamed last night, thank you very much [random dude who went to high school with me].
and the one I want to post today:
…hasn’t been checking the “new facebook” much, but that’s only because she’s so fucking tired of reading about how much people hate the “new” facebook.
